It’s time for a good old holiday give-away! I’m giving away 3 “Got Latkes” t-shirts to 3 lucky and deserving souls. (Well, everyone’s deserving but some are luckier than others.)

The shirts are soft vintage navy from Southern California-based Article1 and you can opt to have yours wrapped up all swell like these babies to the left.

So what do you have to do? If you are not yet on the Rotem Gear mailing list, sign up here.  Don’t worry about spam — my newsletters are not all that frequent! And of course I’ll never share your address or coordinates with anyone.

Then, come one back here and add a your own limerick about anything vaguely related to Chanuka in the comments. It’s meant to be fun so have fun and everyon is welcome to join in!  Deadline is December 3! (Sizes are S-M-L-XL and some kids’ sizes are available too.)

I’ll start off the limericks:

There once was a gal with a grater
Compelled to grate ev-er-y ‘tater
She’d grate and she’d shred
“She’s not right in the head!”
Said the folks who would try to dissuade her.

There once was a curious maidel
Who kept trying to spin a knaidel
Alas, it would flop
With an audible “plop!”
Until someone suggested a dreidel.

Now it’s your turn!