Comments on: Free Latkes Tee Give-Away

By: Sarah

Sarah — Fri, 04 Dec 2009 09:22:38 +0000

Rotem,
You have found your calling! Rapping queen!

By: jrotem

jrotem — Fri, 04 Dec 2009 07:38:30 +0000

It’s about livin,not dyin
temple purifyin, sanctifying zion,
not gift buyin, no reindeers flyin
so getcha latkes fryin,
Its not simchat torah
Light up the menorah, kenahora
Sing al hanisim, props to the Macabim
Nes gadol haya po
Chanukah’s in the house, yo

Well, I had to try!

By: Mindy Brown

Mindy Brown — Fri, 04 Dec 2009 05:26:46 +0000

If you don’t
like war,it’s a story to ignore.
A minor chag,
for which we go whole hog.
You understand, cantcha. That it’s compensation for Santa.
We shower our kids with gelt and toys, um,
lest our guilt and their envy make them go to the goyim.

By: Michel

Michel — Wed, 02 Dec 2009 22:00:02 +0000

Making jelly doughnuts is fun,
and also puddings with rum.
Latkes are nice,
and rugelach with spice-
It’s the time of year for getting fat and having fun!

By: jrotem

jrotem — Wed, 02 Dec 2009 00:26:18 +0000

“I am who I am” — apparently Popeye was there too! LOL, thanks for joining in!

By: Elise

Elise — Tue, 01 Dec 2009 23:49:23 +0000

There once was a yiddishe hammer
Who stood up to tempting Greek manna
I am who I am
And that’s a One God Man
So take back your pagan propaganda

By: jrotem

jrotem — Mon, 30 Nov 2009 03:05:15 +0000

These are wonderful! Keep them coming!

Just for fun, I’m adding the 2 I wrote for Aliza Hausman, also known as the Jewminicana (http://www.alizahausman.net/2009/11/thanksgiving-is-over-its-time-for.html):

Ms. Jewminicana lady said
“It’s the annual latkes I dread.
“The point is the oil,
“Which potatoes just spoil
“I’ll be frying my plantains instead!”

Then I found out that she does indeed like latkes, so I had to adjust it:

Ms. Jewminicana lady said
“Something new for the Hanukkah spread!
“Since oil is what matters,
“Who cares what makes spatters?
“I’ll be frying my plantains instead!”

Think I’m kidding? Check out her post with a link to a recipe for plantain latkes!

By: Homeshuling

Homeshuling — Mon, 30 Nov 2009 02:10:34 +0000

A man with a fine felt fedora/leaned over his hanukkah menorah/ when he leaned down to light it/ his hat it ignited/ and now it looks like a pakora

By: Are you a latkes girl?

Are you a latkes girl? — Sun, 29 Nov 2009 17:12:50 +0000

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By: suzanne

suzanne — Sun, 29 Nov 2009 00:45:32 +0000

There once was a Korean Jewess
Adopted to live in Saint Louis
She made Chanukah latkas
While wearing her gotkas
But they might not be done till Shavous